THE KING OF THE FOREST

If I were the King of the Forest 

I'd have a laptop installed in every tree

A GPS for lionesses

Robots for cleaning messes

There'd be no need 

For marking territory with pee 

If I were the King of the Forest

I'd stop this stuff 

Of parading around 

In the buff

There'd be a law against snoring 

Silk blanketed flooring 

And no loud roaring 

Trying to prove that your tough

If I was the King of the Forest 

I'd have a delivery boy 

Deliver my meat 

Hunting and gathering might be bold 

But what about when I get old?

Besides I'll eat the delivery boy 

For my treat 

If I were the King of the Forest

I'd have a stylist to do my mane

I'd use the best shampoo 

Some conditioner too! 

Hey if you're the King 

You're supposed to be vain

If I were the King of the Forest

I'd invite the Whole World 

For a unique meet and greet

From the bankers to the florists 

You can all be the tourists 

And have a chance 

To sit in the King's seat 

If I were the King of the Forest

It would be a great and wonderful town 

I'd build a fast modern train 

With a sign that says 

Come Again!

Heck I'd even let you try on the King's crown!