My dog ate my homework
He doesn't know what he's done
He's forced me to defend myself
With what is essentially a pun
I asked him why'd he do it
He started licking his butt
It angered me more
This non-explanation for my rut
I yelled at him fiercely
Coupled with a mean stare
He cocked up his leg
And pee'd on the chair
I asked him hadn't I always given him
Chicken soup for his soul
He barked at me once
Then pushed forward his bowl
I told him this was unacceptable behavior
And I would not put up with this crap,
He jumped up on my sofa
Undeterred
And settled in
For his mid-morning nap.
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