PLAIN SPEAK

Blizzards!

My Gizzards! 

This Blustering Bloke

Keeps Mustering Mayhems 

With Words That He Spoke 

Great Snakes!

Eureka! 

and A 


Holy Cow! too 

Crimey! 

and Gadzooks! 

A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!

Shazam! 

and Golly Willikers! 

with a Pinch of Vamoose!

Scram!

Gosh Damn!

and a Final 

Sacre Bleu!