THE REPUBLICAN PARTY - PROMOTING ITS UNIQUE VERSION OF COMPASSION - ANNOUNCES ITS NEW ALLIANCE WITH THE RAPPER - HOOD ROBIN

Stop whining about jobs

and get off the damn dole

We gives to the rich

And robs from the poor  

We don't care about your health

Or if your children be sobbing

Give the money to the banks

The Corporations

and Hood Robin!

Cause I said it one time

Don't need to say it

No More!

Hood Robin's got the banks

And I ain't funding no poor!

So all you old ass people

Fussing 'bout SSI

You had your damn chance

Now you need to comply

Don't be asking for no raises

Or starting union drama

And while we're at it

Lets see the birth certificate

For President Obama

It's been too damn long

The Federal Government's

Been paying your way

Hood Robin's on the mike

It ain't my fault

If yo momma's teeth

Decay

I'll be building more prisons

Cutting Medicaid, SNAP and Veteran's Benefits

Real soon

Stop your whining

Try shoe-shining

Or better yet

A silver spoon

My Economy

Is like a rich man's

Helium balloons

See ya later

Alligators

Send in the foreclosure goons

Give me your home

Your money

And your retirement funds too!

Hood Robin's on the stump

with Donald Trump

Hey!

Watch where you stepping?

Them's

My alligator shoes!